SNIFFLY SNEEZY EWWW

We have a Special Christmas Guest EVERY YEAR I SWEAR

PEAK Mom Christmas Lair

The Candles gleam and Children dream  
as they are wont to do;
a time of Feast and Family - 
and Sniffly Sneezy Ewww. 

Yuletide and Christmastide
are fine traditions, true - 
my Family's blest with Special Guest,
our Sniffly Sneezy Ewww. 

He comes round every Holiday
a fixture tried and true;
it is our Fate to Celebrate
with Sniffly Sneezy Ewww

it all started in '68...
it was the 'Hong Kong' Flu;
my Family lay neath the tree 
with Sniffly Sneezy Ewww.

We thought we'd died; our brains were fried,
but somehow made it through...
but since that day, we all make way
for Sniffly Sneezy Ewww.

Now every year, he hovers near
no matter what we do...
perhaps he just likes our cornbread?
The Sniffly Sneezy Ewww

"Remember Plague of '81? 
The Pox of '92?"
Every year, fond mem'ries dear
of Sniffly Sneezy Ewww.

So Light the Yuletide Log afire! 
And pass the tissues, too...
there's no debate, just set a plate
for Sniffly Sneezy Ewww.