VIDEO GAMES RUINED MY CHANCES AT ROMANCE and I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT😭

Get rid of all your hobbies, Heathens - Random Internet Stranger has spoken

THANK GOD this woman spoke up before I ruined my life with the wild debauchery of Video Games and Bird Watching… no, wait, wait, I am too late. All is lost.

I have done everything on this list except Taxidermy and Gambling.💔

I am so sorry, but I must go tell my Husband and Children goodbye as I am not attractive enough for them🥺

If only I had known this before, I would never have played all the vIdeo games since Pong, including all the DOOMs, or learned to make a coin disappear and I would have never written my 9-book SciFi series...😖

and I would have told my Father to stop DOING ALL THE THINGS, before he ruined hIs chances at romance with my Mother by playing the NES-😭

But she was too busy playing SuperMario with him so he probably wouldn't have listened anyway💖

You can see how much she hates his Hobbies - including that model train in the Basement where they made love at least twice OH I KNOW MOTHER YOU ONLY THOUGHT YALL WERE HIDING IT

Or maybe, just maybe, we should stop listening to Random Internet Strangers who rob life of all joy, and stop demanding Men and Women like EXACTLY THE SAME THINGS…

go find Romance with someone who loves YOU -

and stay away from Haters who don’t.