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Dennis Ruffing's avatar

I needed a good laugh today, and boy did you over-deliver.

Nothing, perhaps, so much as this, "...to offer eagerly awaited instructions to my husband working outside at the time"

Your prose, Rose! My how if flows in this piece.

Wishing you a safe recovery.

TEXAS Strong!

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R. H. Snow's avatar

Thank you Dennis! Enjoy snowy Maine where the caterpillars go to sleep this time of year💖

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Bradley Vee's avatar

Having lived in Texas, I found your list of deadly critters exhaustive and hilarious. I recall the fire ants. Devil's spawn indeed. Know what freaks me out? Silverfish. Ugh.

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R. H. Snow's avatar

Seriously - Silverfish EAT BOOKS!

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Bradley Vee's avatar

True abominations!

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The Man Behind the Screen's avatar

Don't mind me, I'm just going to sit back here many states removed from this and be thankful it wasn't me having a full blown panic attack thanks to this stupid lepidopterophobia I've got.

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R. H. Snow's avatar

I know this feeling 😭

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The Man Behind the Screen's avatar

I hate them. Buncha fluttery fucks haha

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R. H. Snow's avatar

🤣

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Gail Finke's avatar

I loved reading this, thanks so much for the laugh!

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R. H. Snow's avatar

I'm glad my temporary trauma served a noble purpose 🥰

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Skip's avatar

Now you wont be afraid of this "monster"

Love your stuff

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R. H. Snow's avatar

lol thank you Skip!!

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Ruthann2222's avatar

😂😂🤣 You do, indeed, deserve an accolade! ❤️😁

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R. H. Snow's avatar

yayyyy

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